Waterworks

Snow is melting, the Earth is crying. There is no Planet B.

Save Water, Drink Beer!

yes yes, get excited Earth Warriors. My house has been fitted with energy saving globes and water saving shower heads. As traditional news flashes are dead trees with information smeared on it, I will report:

Electronic News Flash!! This is probably THE worst thing that has happened to me in a long time. My shelter, the only thing that gets me through waking up early, an instrument that heals my aching body, renews me as I emerge fresh.. I am referring to my shower. Has been destroyed!! No longer can it perform the aforementioned. The new bane of my life, a Water Saving Shower Head. Like seriously wth? Restricting water flow to a slight drizzle .. a small collection of pin thin streams that could hardly fill a water bottle.

As I yelled to my sister in shock while I was getting my shower started this morning asking whether she had seen the monstrosity lingering above my head, we came to the conclusion that we cannot stand for it and will buy a Water Wasting Shower Head. I apologise to the Earth but Green is only Clean when one can have a proper shower.