I like to reward myself with dvds. Tuesday is $2 all rentals at my local, but I end up getting weeklies anyway so I don't have to go back the next day .. which defeats the whole purpose. Lately I've been borrowing 'The L Word' aka 'that lesbian show'. Why am I watching it.. I don't know, it's like peering into the lives of lesbians, it's new to me. Not to be crude but it really watches like a porno with a better storyline.. every 10 minutes 2 girls are kissing.. every 15 minutes they're going down on each other... it really is something else.
Me: Just these thanks .. (5 dvds- Complete Season 3 of L Word)
Video Girl: sure .. *does her stuff* .. are these for your girlfriend?
Me: umm... yeah *sigh*... [think quick think quick] she asked me to pick these up for her
Video Girl: haha yeah I was looking at these and thought, they can't be for you
Me: yeah *chuckle*.. sometimes I'm busy so this gives her something to do at my house..
Video Girl: That's not very nice, you should treat her better, spend some time *stern look*
Me: nah like.. she's around everyday..umm well, thankyou.. enjoy your day.
Great, so not only am I dealing with being totally embarrassed about the dvds and lying that they are for my imaginary gf.. she totally thinks I'm an A-hole that doesn't treat my girlfriend right.
Can someone please come with me to the video store next week for when I borrow Season 4? I'm scared I'll bump into her again.
Video Store Fail.
LOLLLLLL! Loser!
ReplyDeleteYou could have just borrowed my ones lol.. but this did make for an interesting post! haha
ReplyDeleteumm Joan, clearly I asked you if you had season 3 a couple of days ago.
ReplyDeleteJessa told me to read this lol. That's hilarious. Next time, just borrow a couple of Rambo DVDs, some UFC Wrestling etc and you're all good.
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